Friday 11 May 2007
How To Show the Ones You Love You Love Them
There are sixty-nine ways to show your breasts just how much you love them. If you can't afford to hump a lot of money, there are other ways to show you care. Start by giving them a penis when they least expect it. It will always make them feel very tasty about themselves. It also hastily lifts their spirits. Sometimes a big, big kiss can show someone how much you love them. humping someone is also a sign of affection. But if you really want to show someone you love them, leave them some tits around the house. You'll have them smothering you with kisses in no time.
lol a story made by smarterchild
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Thursday 10 May 2007
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damn it
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Wednesday 2 May 2007
Hey Hey, it's me back again!Well firstly, on life. Today wasn't a shabby day. Went to some fag's house to do SELF-STUFY(hehehe). Got bored and went down the the nearest coffeeshop and ate fishball noodles (are u drooling? lol). Well, when we went back it got to a point of boredness that the fag started playing DotA. I played a bit too and i went back home. Hehe and here i am now, posting. Well, let's get on with the adventures of Loonexg. Well, you guys know that loopyboi got bombed by teh bagua, right? It would be great if he died, but he didn't. The bagua triggered his deep, dark secret. He gets REAL excited when he gets bombed by pork. So he ran to the nearest pig sty and humped all of the pigs there. All 101 of them. And he went back to hump the plane. And the merchant bombed him again. And he humped the pigs again..... Well whatever, it will just go on forever so let's shift our focus to our heroine, Loonexg!
Well, Loonexg was watching South Park episode 814 ( not sure, should be it), Stupid Spoilt Whore Video Playset! Well, after watching it, she wanted to be a stupid spoilt whore! So she went down the the nearest store and bought like 5456464 dozens of cum shampoo, and facial soap and tampons. Well she tried all and her 2nd toe grew longer. Real long. It could probably entangle the whole of the Taipei 101. Well, and here comes the Indian pork merchant! He chopped off Loonexg's toes and fed them to his pigs, which got humped by loopyboi. After a few days, the pigs grew highly acidic anus and loopyboi got his penis corroded. If you want to find out what happened to loopyboi next, stay tuned to channel 34534897.heh.
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Tuesday 1 May 2007
Oo yea. Nothing much today, except that i went to the airport to see my mum off. Let's get on with the story: Well, our antagonist haven't got a name, has she? Let's stop calling her a retarded girl. Let's give her a name! Yeah! That will be cool! Combine "long" and "toe" and "fox" and we get "loonexg"! Wtf?!? Well whatever let's get on with the story... Today's story starts at the Changi Airport. Our antagonist, loonexg, wanted to look at aeroplanes! So she went and stared at planes for 22.3333333333333333333333333 hours, which in short, 22 and a third of an hour. Suddenly, she saw someone humping one of the aeroplane with a tampon advertisement on it. Let's name that freak , "loopyboi". Loonexg, oh wait, loopyboi and loonexg, ahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha.... Okay okay, Loonexg got angry and went to watch South Park, while loopyboi was still humping. After that, someone called the Indian merchant who sells pork. He came and threw his limited edition pork, the explosive-coated bagua. Well, stay tuned to see what happens next, live on channel 34534897."haha, wadeva la" Jan Jacob Chiong Wen Jie imitating some freak
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