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Sunday, 17 June 2007

Well, after 1 month, i finally signed in again, lol

Well, i've got nothing much to blog about anyway, results are bad, no mood to blog. Gota study more. LoL.

Added a new song, hope u like it

Run from MJ<3 06:36
Friday, 11 May 2007

How To Show the Ones You Love You Love Them
There are sixty-nine ways to show your breasts just how much you love them. If you can't afford to hump a lot of money, there are other ways to show you care. Start by giving them a penis when they least expect it. It will always make them feel very tasty about themselves. It also hastily lifts their spirits. Sometimes a big, big kiss can show someone how much you love them. humping someone is also a sign of affection. But if you really want to show someone you love them, leave them some tits around the house. You'll have them smothering you with kisses in no time.

lol a story made by smarterchild

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Run from MJ<3 04:52
Thursday, 10 May 2007

Run from MJ<3 04:22

damn it

Run from MJ<3 04:21
Wednesday, 2 May 2007

Hey Hey, it's me back again!

Well firstly, on life. Today wasn't a shabby day. Went to some fag's house to do SELF-STUFY(hehehe). Got bored and went down the the nearest coffeeshop and ate fishball noodles (are u drooling? lol). Well, when we went back it got to a point of boredness that the fag started playing DotA. I played a bit too and i went back home. Hehe and here i am now, posting. Well, let's get on with the adventures of Loonexg.

Well, you guys know that loopyboi got bombed by teh bagua, right? It would be great if he died, but he didn't. The bagua triggered his deep, dark secret. He gets REAL excited when he gets bombed by pork. So he ran to the nearest pig sty and humped all of the pigs there. All 101 of them. And he went back to hump the plane. And the merchant bombed him again. And he humped the pigs again..... Well whatever, it will just go on forever so let's shift our focus to our heroine, Loonexg!

Well, Loonexg was watching South Park episode 814 ( not sure, should be it), Stupid Spoilt Whore Video Playset! Well, after watching it, she wanted to be a stupid spoilt whore! So she went down the the nearest store and bought like 5456464 dozens of cum shampoo, and facial soap and tampons. Well she tried all and her 2nd toe grew longer. Real long. It could probably entangle the whole of the Taipei 101. Well, and here comes the Indian pork merchant! He chopped off Loonexg's toes and fed them to his pigs, which got humped by loopyboi. After a few days, the pigs grew highly acidic anus and loopyboi got his penis corroded. If you want to find out what happened to loopyboi next, stay tuned to channel 34534897.


Run from MJ<3 05:09
Tuesday, 1 May 2007

Oo yea.

Nothing much today, except that i went to the airport to see my mum off.

Let's get on with the story:

Well, our antagonist haven't got a name, has she? Let's stop calling her a retarded girl. Let's give her a name! Yeah! That will be cool! Combine "long" and "toe" and "fox" and we get "loonexg"! Wtf?!? Well whatever let's get on with the story...

Today's story starts at the Changi Airport. Our antagonist, loonexg, wanted to look at aeroplanes! So she went and stared at planes for 22.3333333333333333333333333 hours, which in short, 22 and a third of an hour. Suddenly, she saw someone humping one of the aeroplane with a tampon advertisement on it. Let's name that freak , "loopyboi". Loonexg, oh wait, loopyboi and loonexg, ahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha.... Okay okay, Loonexg got angry and went to watch South Park, while loopyboi was still humping. After that, someone called the Indian merchant who sells pork. He came and threw his limited edition pork, the explosive-coated bagua. Well, stay tuned to see what happens next, live on channel 34534897.

"haha, wadeva la" Jan Jacob Chiong Wen Jie imitating some freak

Run from MJ<3 04:51
Monday, 30 April 2007

Wooyea a new post!

Ahahahaha, had 2 tests today, english and mother tongue respectively. The english paper was okay, while i just merely zonked out during the chinese paper. Couldn't concentrate, and I'm not sure why...

Not going to have school for 2 days straight, labour day and e-revision day. I think i'm going to
revise my maths. It's not a bad subject, just that i'm a pathetic loser who cannot concentrate... (fcuk off u bloody flamers, lol) Maybe a bit of science too, yeah that's what i'm going to do.

Let's make some retarded story:
Lol some retarded girl got prank-called and was scared. She was panic-strikened. Shivers went down her spine till it reached her long toes. Suddenly some indian merchant selling curry puffs called her home and wanted to sell her some pork. She ordered some BBQ flavoured ones. It was tasty. Suddenly her toes became black and hairy. She freaked out. Some black construction worker popped out of nowhere. The retarded girl thought she was doomed. In the end all the worker ever wanted was to smoke. She gave the worker a half-smoked cigarette that she has kept for 23 hours. *To be continued, fcuk off jacob*

Run from MJ<3 06:49
Monday, 23 April 2007

It's kinda fun to post once in a while, you know...

Well, life's normal and boring. Same set of routines. Many homework going to be due. Jacob is still short. Yea wadeva.

Freakin' toe still bleeding...

Run from MJ<3 02:04
Wednesday, 18 April 2007

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crap, my toe hurts like hell now...

Run from MJ<3 05:51
Friday, 13 April 2007


Today was the combined sports meet. Some might say it's sucky, while some simply loved it. For me, i think it sucked =P (Don't flame me please). It's not that the student leaders are bad or anything, it's just the crappy weather. It was good, then it rained, and after that it got so frickin' hot. And why is it that Chung Cheng High students and staff got the privilege to sit under the shade... it's unfair. Some people got sick, lol.

Oh yeah, that's about it. Ate at Changi Hospital and played some basketball. The Popular bookstore at Simei doesn't seems to have any "Pass with Distinction" for A maths. What a drag. I lost mine and the school bookstore was out of stock. And here I am now typing a post. (My knees are suffering from sunburns now as i type >_<)

Run from MJ<3 03:06
Saturday, 7 April 2007

English project was EMBARRASING

WTH everyone found it so funny, FYI i am the only candidate suitable for acting as a pilate teacher, because I am neither too fat (tskk tskk) or thin, tall or short

I forgot to add in the one million dollar bill part, crap =X

Run from MJ<3 04:25
Friday, 6 April 2007



Run from MJ<3 04:39
Thursday, 5 April 2007

fack got caught for hair

boring -_-

Run from MJ<3 04:47
Wednesday, 4 April 2007

HAH nvr get into trouble, hair nvr get caught

Hopefully wun gt caght

Run from MJ<3 04:18
Tuesday, 3 April 2007

Bad day...

Tomorow will be VERY embarrasing, i think i will get caught because of my hair...

Run from MJ<3 03:52